Theoretical Tactician Gifts

Sun Tzu takes on Heisenberg

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

Football.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"That was a rumor day."

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Human males marking territory.

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.