Tackle Strategist Pillows

Before instant replay.

Input From The Front Office

American Football.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"You know very well what fish!"

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'This is the spot that Tackle Dealer told us to try.'

The disgruntled employees were brought down with tranquilizer darts, ending the worst pillow fight in recent memory.

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

'That was some hit!'

'Upon further review, the ruling on the field is upheld. The catch was totally constitutional. Touchdown!'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'I don't think you are going to see the end of this match with that 4-4-2 formation.'

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

"I take serious offense to their offense. And I am feeling very defensive about our defense. Would somebody give me a damn hug? Now Please?"

'Focus on the kick, and forget about all the seven-foot tall kick blockers they have.'

'What's your fish finder say?'

"It's always, 'hey God, thank for the win! It's never, 'hey God, need tickets?"

A sporting sort - clubs , hearts, diamonds and spades for medals

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

"Just the bait, please."

"Sharpen my teeth! I'm a linebacker!"