Tacklebox Tactician Pillows

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Board Game Hunter

Building business relations.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

'What a control freak!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Before instant replay.

"You know very well what fish!"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

Snooker.

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Arsene Wenger

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

'You only caught one?'