Tackle Box Thinker Pillows

'One nice thing about this tackle box is you can get in it if it rains.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Building business relations.

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"You know very well what fish!"

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

Before instant replay.

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Rock, paper, scissors

'Quick! Play dead!'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'

'You only caught one?'

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

"Yes, but careful it doesn't foul the light switch."