Tackle Box Thinker Pillows

'One nice thing about this tackle box is you can get in it if it rains.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Building business relations.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

Paddling upstream to save a $1.79 lure snagged on a log.

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

Football.

The Use of Cavalry

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"You know very well what fish!"

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

Before instant replay.

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

'George, I know it's your favorite lure, give it up.'

-You need a permit to fish here. -I'm doing okay with a worm, thank you

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Chess player painting all the pieces his colour.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

"Sure, it's an artificial fish. I caught it with artificial bait."

Man fishing out of another man's fishing box.

'Quick! Play dead!'

Rock, paper, scissors

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

'I hate it when they use invisible line.'

"Whose great idea was the four four two formation."

On the Eve of his epic defeat by 'Deep Blue', Garry Kasparove awoke to an ominous warning,

'Sgt Ben Ruben a limited and targeted response, you have the new high gragmentation, area destruction, high explsive, depleted uranium, sabot tank rounds, backed by air strikes.'

"Yes, but careful it doesn't foul the light switch."

'I think I'll try my Bobby Fischer sequence on you.'