Toolbox Tactician Mugs

Nun hammering with a crucifix

Frank & Ernie's Fix-it Shop. Things to glue today.

Building business relations.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

"He's having a hard time finding work."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

Guide to Carpentry Fish

Board Game Hunter

"Okay guys you have your assignments. Let's get cracking!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

Carlo Ancelotti

Football.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Snooker.

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

'Wow! I'm trying to fix my glasses with contact solution instead of super glue!'

"You've given me quite a turn. . . !"

Arsene Wenger

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Better get used to player rotation!'

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"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'