Tabletop Tactician Mugs

'Having dinner together brings us closer.'

Foosball game with real life players.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Board Game Hunter

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

THE GLAZERS PLAYING SUBBUTEO: "Now flick no5 for me, Jenkins."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

Kitchen Tetris

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Snooker.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

This Amount of Computer Code

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Arsene Wenger

Wi-Fi password?