Tabletop Tactician Gifts

'Having dinner together brings us closer.'

Foosball game with real life players.

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'Can we wait till tomorrow to go out to dinner? -- My Dungeons & Dragons group meets tonight!'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Kitchen Tetris

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Human males marking territory.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'This board meeting will come to order!'

Snooker.

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"Ok, boy, one more time, then I'd better get this thing back to the battlefield."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

Wi-Fi password?

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

GREENLAND

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

Nun hammering with a crucifix

"The play date's breaking up early due to creative differences."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."