Touchline Tactician Gifts

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

"Let's roll."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Building business relations.

Genius

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Human males marking territory.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

Snooker.

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

'Careful. You still have that new-employee smell.'

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

CEO.

Wi-Fi password?

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision