Text Message Tactician Gifts

Text/Subtext Message

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Man and bird

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

Wi-Fi password?

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

Texting in the Gilded Age.

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

"Can you fit our annual report into 140 characters or less?"

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

"To-do list. Item one. Clear up the world's problems masterful tweet."

'You've got your ears shut again, haven't you?'

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."