Text Message Tactician Pillows

Text/Subtext Message

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

"I just tweeted a chirp."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

Man and bird

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"Which one is the emoji for immense relief, coupled with general underlying disappointment, tinged with cynicism, anger and apprehension?"

Arsene Wenger

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

This Amount of Computer Code

Wi-Fi password?

"Can you fit our annual report into 140 characters or less?"

Texting in the Gilded Age.

'Sounds interesting! Have your people text message my people with the details.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

'Bummer. When they passed out textbooks, I thought we were going to study text messaging.'

God sits, wearing a shirt that says "O.M.G."

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

"To-do list. Item one. Clear up the world's problems masterful tweet."