Talkative Tactician Pillows

"My dad shot an oryx once."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

Woman on the phone.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'I don't get it. He's got only one tongue and two ears, but he talks twice as much as he listens.'

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

'This paintball war has really spun out of control.'

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'This service has been brought back in house and outsourced numerous times, I propose that as the contract is up for renewal again we consider 'shaking it all about''

'...There's this big dude on the other side. Nobody look! But, every time we try anything he comes after me. Now, what's that all about?'

"Our marriage counselor would be so proud of us now."

Stone Age

'Sure, I can talk, but I still feel culturally illiterate.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

Helms Burton Titulo III

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'