Texting Tacticians Pillows

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"I sent a long, passionate, romantic text to my girlfriend, and all she replied was, 'K'. I guess I was expecting a better response."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Board Game Hunter

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Man and bird

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Arsene Wenger

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

This Amount of Computer Code

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

Stone Age

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Better get used to player rotation!'

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Wi-Fi password?

Helms Burton Titulo III