Texting Tacticians Gifts

"Yeah. I called you a low-down, yellow-bellied polecat. But I didn't mean to hit send."

"I sent a long, passionate, romantic text to my girlfriend, and all she replied was, 'K'. I guess I was expecting a better response."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Man and bird

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

Stone Age

'Better get used to player rotation!'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Wi-Fi password?

Helms Burton Titulo III

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'