Tweet Tacticians Gifts

"Can you fit our annual report into 140 characters or less?"

Lynching on social media

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

'Sir, your tweeting coach is here.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"That was a rumor day."

"I just tweeted a chirp."

Man and bird

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"I have the new list of approved tweets."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

Stone Age

"I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot."

Arsene Wenger

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

This Amount of Computer Code

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

Wi-Fi password?

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Helms Burton Titulo III

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"I want conventional and nuclear battle plans on my desk. It's time to take this Twitter war to the next level."