Telecom Tactician Gifts

'Just once I'd like to hand up on a wrong number before they hang up on me!

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Jack, I'm on a conference call right now.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Martian Rovers find proof of intelligent life on the red planet.

'A telemarketing call for you, Sir.'

'Rudolph, I've reason to believe that you're moonlighting for a mobile phone company.'

The bus home.

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

Wi-Fi password?

'Sir, we're txting the enemy!'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Driver under frustration - no parking, speed humps, speed cameras and petrol price signs.

'Writing is just like texting except you have to use all of the letters in each word.'

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

'We won't have wireless until 2015, but we've made available a pay phone with a three-mile cord.'

Before we can bring you ocean sounds, our business office will bill you for wireless roaming charges.

"The smart car's gone without me!"

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