Telephone Tactician Gifts

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Is he in? Being an intensely private person, Mr. Harlow says it's none of your business.'

'I'll have to go - someone's knocking at the door.'

'conference call on line one. Your wife, your mistress and your wife's lawyer.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

The Jose Padilla Experience

Genius

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"As you can see, Simpson, I'm not the sort of man who's afraid of confrontation...that is you isn't it, Simpson?"

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

The Use of Cavalry

'Well, I'm glad to have you with us!'

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

'Some executives have within them the seeds of greatness. Others are just seedy.'

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"I said, 'Don't worry, I still have a few tricks up my sleeve.' That's when he called my bluff."

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"I didn't mean to burn any bridges behind me. It was just a part of my crumbling infrastructure."

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'