Technology Tactician Gifts

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"I envy you. In my day we couldn't fire people via Twitter."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

Human males marking territory.

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Stone Age

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Wi-Fi password?

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

GREENLAND

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

Helms Burton Titulo III

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"The players' contracts, the trades, the free agents, the team payrolls. . . all more interesting than the game."

US Imports and Exports

The first sign of cowboy trouble.

Wall Street: Money Never Weeps

Modi visits France