Technology Tactician Gifts

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

"I envy you. In my day we couldn't fire people via Twitter."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Human males marking territory.

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Stone Age

Arsene Wenger

This Amount of Computer Code

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

Wi-Fi password?

Helms Burton Titulo III

GREENLAND

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

As you like it - Parisians who will never be under police supervision

US Imports and Exports