Conversation Tactician Gifts

"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

Stalemate

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"That was a rumor day."

The Use of Cavalry

"Miss. Wilcox, get me the coast."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

"Tell us again — a little less graphic."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Our marriage counselor would be so proud of us now."

"Now we have all your arrows!"

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

'I need $50.' - '$40? What do you need $30 for?'

"Lets stop arguing about the pool. We'll divide it in half and stay on our half."

'I wish my wife would stop playing mind games with me. I'm tired of losing.'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"As a successful negotiator I am well aware of the subtleties of non-verbal communication. This is my discreet way of telling the boss that I want a raise!"