Interview Tactician Gifts

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"By God, you're not a man who's afraid to fail."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

'I admire how you don't take no for an answer, but I'm afraid I'm calling security.'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"No self-aggrandizement anywhere. And you call yourself an applicant?"

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

The Use of Cavalry

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"Now we have all your arrows!"

Wi-Fi password?

'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'

"I've been asked to talk to you boys about 'rapid building entry' techniques

"I'm having all unwanted emails go to an Uncle Spam folder."

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

Man plays chess against TV.

"I did have a question regarding your career history. Under 'Strengths,' you listed 'Never convicted.' Would you mind elaborating on that?"

Employed Perfume: For that 'Just Hired' smell.

Confusing the Enemy's Sense of Direction

"General, can't we just convince the insurgents to become exsurgents?"

'You and whose army?'

Cyber War