Testing Tactician Gifts

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Kitchen Tetris

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Examiners.

The Use of Cavalry

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

Kosovo.

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"Next!"

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Queen you? There's no queen in checkers, and never has been or will be.'

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"You didn't let me win; I let you lose."

'Better get used to player rotation!'

"Now we have all your arrows!"

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'