Test Time Tacticians Gifts

Keep your eyes on your own paper. In my class 'sampling' is not homage

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

Golf lessons

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

Examiners.

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"I think you left something of your resumé... writer of fiction!"

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

"Next!"

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."

"No you can' 'google' number seven!"

"This shouldn't be too hard. It's just the two letters."

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'