Time Tactician Gifts

Game

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Golf lessons

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

Carlo Ancelotti

"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

'We'll need some time-delay remote detonators and a big brick of C-4.'

Human males marking territory.

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Arsene Wenger

"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"