"Face it - there is no good time to get married, have children, and move to Jersey."
Timing Tacticians Gifts
Looking for a gift for a timing tactician? Celebrate their sharp sense of timing with our cleverly designed products. From humorous mugs to eye-catching prints, find something that honors their knack for perfect timing. These gifts are ideal for those who always know when to act, speak, or pause—making every moment count. Show your appreciation for their strategic sense and uncanny timing with a thoughtful, fun present that speaks to their expertise and flair.
'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'
Golf lessons
"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."
'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'
"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."
"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."
Carlo Ancelotti
"We're looking for someone who'll be available twenty four-seven."
'What a control freak!'
'We don't keep cash on the premises.'
The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake
Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.
"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"
"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."
'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'
'Safe!'
Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the
Ready to move when the other guy blinks.
'Curses! My eyes were closed.'
'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'
'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'
"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."
New Belief Systems
Arsene Wenger
"I told them I was sick of working all hours...and that I intended to stick to my hours and get home to give my son a bath and bedtime book....unfortunately he'd turned into a 26 year old commodities broker while I was in meetings!"
Track runner running out of track
"I can't remember - do I work at home or do I live at work?"
'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'
'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'
'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'
Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.
'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'
'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'
'Cap'n, why's the enemy fire so accurate after we deployed the smoke screen?'
Timing Tacticians Gifts Collection
Timing Tacticians Mugs
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Timing Tacticians Pillows
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Timing Tacticians Prints
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Timing Tacticians T-Shirts
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