Timing Tactician Gifts

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

After Eight Mints

Late again. I know it probably looks like that...but actually, I took my lunch break before work.

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"The latest research has shown that our customers want more frequent communications from us."

Ahead of the Times vs Late to the Game

'When it comes to evolution, timing is EVERYTHING.'

"It's all in the timing. If you wait until you actually see the back of his neck, it's too late!"

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

'You should have come in sooner. Since last January, you've lost a year of your life.'

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

Man in the shower-bath when the butcher calls

The F&E Cooking Show. Timing is very important in preparing a meal ... So try to make sure the pizza arrives during a commercial!

'If not now, then when WOULD be a good time to discuss who gets the last cookie?'

Don't Interrupt

"I don't think it would be a good idea to ask for a raise right now."

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Golf lessons

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Carlo Ancelotti

'What a control freak!'

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'Safe!'

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the