Tea Time Tactician Gifts

Wicket keeper with oven gloves on

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'The grudge match.'

Golf lessons

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"If I've timed this right, symptoms should start at exactly 9 a.m. Monday."

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

'Hang on, I've just found another one. It must've fallen down behind the coffee machine.'

'Will you bring in Mr.Harris' file - you'll find it under 'U' for unbelievable.'

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"We should take life one step at a time." "OK, but not right now...there's some dogs do-do right in front of us!"

"…And what do you think the cracker might represent?"

'It's a doughnut - just eat it!'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Joe makes all our own funiture!'

To the best gran in the world.

Congress introducing new tax laws to CPAs and businesses.

"I'm not attracted to him and we don't get along, but the timing is right."

'So if it goes to the right it's a slice, to the left it's a hook...and down the center.'

father and son

'Would you like something from the trolley doctor ? '

How to think and act like a professional cricketer.

1920's High Tea.

Coo coo clocks make a cats job easier.

'It's not what you buy. It's when you buy.'

'I was there the day we were married. Talk about bad timing.'

"Yes, you can see the chairman this afternoon - have you ever done any caddying before?"

'What's 8x9?' - '72' - '...and what's 9x8?' - '27' - 'Not quite, Nigel... have another go.' - 'Oh, it burns... it burns.'

'You're sitting in her chair,vicar!'