Tea Tactician Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors the creative spirit of the tea enthusiast? Our collection features playful and clever designs that tea tacticians will love, whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or art prints. Perfect for those who master the brew and enjoy every sip with a dash of wit and personality.

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Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea. mockup

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?' mockup

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

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US and the EU

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'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.' mockup

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

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'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...' mockup

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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Golf lessons

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"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused." mockup

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

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'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...' mockup

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

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"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' " mockup

"But mom, all you said was 'get all your stuff up off the floor!' "

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'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.' mockup

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

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War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush. mockup

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

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"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?" mockup

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

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"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice." mockup

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

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The Use of Cavalry

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". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ." mockup

". . . and that dumb Mrs. Parker could have figured I had the Ace, King and Jack, but no, she goes ahead bidding in hearts. . ."

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'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

'With your permission sir... checkmate.' mockup

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

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Kosovo.

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"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit" mockup

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

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'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.' mockup

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

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'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.' mockup

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

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Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break. mockup

Colin had finished the 'One Minute Manager' and was now practising the 3467 minute tea break.

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"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst." mockup

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

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"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'." mockup

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

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Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years! mockup

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

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'This board meeting will come to order!'

'This board meeting will come to order!' mockup

'This board meeting will come to order!'

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'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.' mockup

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

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"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works." mockup

"My client got twenty years, yet he paid me in full. It just shows the system works."

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'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.' mockup

'I told you it wouldn't work. You just can't predict what a jury is going to do.'

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'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!' mockup

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

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'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!' mockup

'Nice decorating. I like the clothes and toys everywhere...and the half eaten sandwich really ties it all together!'

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Tea Tactician Gifts Collection

Tea Tactician Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for tea tacticians, perfect for their morning brew and full of clever and funny details.

Tea Tactician Pillows

Find cozy pillows brimming with humor and charm, ideal for adding a touch of tea-inspired wit to any room.

Tea Tactician Prints

Decorate with art prints that capture the ingenuity and humor of tea tacticians—an inspiring gift for their home or office.

Tea Tactician T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate the creative tea enthusiast in your life—playful designs that brew up smiles and showcase their passion.