Taste Tactician Gifts

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Examinations.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'After you with the camouflage.'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

'Why don't we do what we always do when sales lag, write 'New and improved' on the box...'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

Stone Age

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'Please remember how silly and humiliating grinding pepper is when you figure my tip.'

They're inflatable trade barriers!

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

Helms Burton Titulo III

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'

"The players' contracts, the trades, the free agents, the team payrolls. . . all more interesting than the game."

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

"No self-aggrandizement anywhere. And you call yourself an applicant?"

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

US Imports and Exports

Modi visits France