Snack Tactician Gifts

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Hungry child

Chez Nous Menu

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"In da house"

Making healthy eating bearable.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Christmas Canapes

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Food Pyramid

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."