Snack Attack Specialist Gifts

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Food Pyramid

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

"In da house"

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Out to Scrunch.

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Christmas Canapes

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Game Addiction