Snack Attack Specialist Gifts

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercise. I don't thing he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

The Pastrycook and a Greedy Boy

Food Pyramid

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Jewish Geometry

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"In da house"

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Christmas Canapes

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Out to Scrunch.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'