Snack Tactician Mugs

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Hungry child

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"In da house"

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Making healthy eating bearable.

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Food Pyramid

Christmas Canapes

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Greedy child

Gamers

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."