Snack Attack Strategist Mugs

Work Sweet Work

A horizontal by nature, Jake didn't care for all the flack he was taking from the up-and-down people.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Pull and all nighter...

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"I didn't bring a resume. I brought coffee and donuts."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Food Pyramid

Out to Scrunch.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'