Snack Attackers Mugs

'Obese brother'.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Food Pyramid

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Out to Scrunch.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'