Snack Attackers Prints

'Obese brother'.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Food Pyramid

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."

Out to Scrunch.

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