Snack Saboteurs Prints

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Food Pyramid

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Out to Scrunch.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

"You complete me."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Game Addiction

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'