"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"
Snack Saboteurs Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the playful spirit of snack enthusiasts with a mischievous twist? Our collection celebrates snack saboteurs with witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Whether they love to poke fun at themselves or enjoy a good laugh about snack-related surprises, these gifts are sure to be a hit. Brighten their day with a humorous gift that shows you understand their cheeky side and their love for snacks.
"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"
"I never knew God was such a sports fan."
'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'
Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.
Honest Vending
"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."
"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."
"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."
"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."
"You're really not too extreme, huh?"
"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."
Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.
"Whoa! One last doughnut left."
... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.
In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.
Student Food Pyramid
Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.
Food Pyramid
The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer
Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.
"It's a map to the vending machines."
'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'
'Beer? Wassat then?'
Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!
Out to Scrunch.
Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine
'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'
"You complete me."
"Oh, there will be an investigation!"
College Bowl Games - Sponsors
Game Addiction
'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'
Snack Saboteurs Gifts Collection
Snack Saboteurs Mugs
Explore our full collection of snack saboteurs mugs and find the perfect funny gift to make snack time more entertaining.
Snack Saboteurs Pillows
Find humorous snack saboteurs pillows that add a fun, cozy touch to their living space — perfect for anyone who loves to laugh while relaxing.
Snack Saboteurs Prints
Browse our snack saboteurs art prints to add a quirky, fun vibe to their home or office decor, celebrating their love for snacks and a good laugh.
Snack Saboteurs T-Shirts
Discover a range of snack saboteurs t-shirts that bring humor and personality to their casual wardrobe — playful designs that speak to their mischievous side.