Foodie Tactician Gifts

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'Pastry sniffing canine corporation' entering a 'Diet clinic dormitory'.

…Here's the deal…You get your brother and sister to finish their fruit, vegetable and milk, and I'll get you extra dessert… Food Pyramid Scheme.

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

"Isn't it about time you tidied up around here...?"

Stone Age

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

They're inflatable trade barriers!

What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

U.S. Bread Basket.

Chess Chef

Helms Burton Titulo III

Man telephoning head waiter 'We're ready to order.'

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

Hi, mom. I see you've got your catalogs. Indeed. What vegetables shall I plant this year? Why should I care? It's your garden. True�But your front porch gets my surplus. Can you plant chips, cookies and ice cream? Tomato. Beans.

"The players' contracts, the trades, the free agents, the team payrolls. . . all more interesting than the game."

"My mom uses quesadillas to hide all kinds of vegetables I don't like."

'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'

Modi visits France

Wall Street: Money Never Weeps

'I'd call it a conversion.'

US Imports and Exports

Tariffs on Canada