Foodie Negotiator Gifts

…Here's the deal…You get your brother and sister to finish their fruit, vegetable and milk, and I'll get you extra dessert… Food Pyramid Scheme.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Garlic Free Zone.

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

"He's a fussy eater."

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

Cruel Pet Tricks

'What do you mean, it's good for me and I'll like it? That sounds like a contradiction in terms.'

Lunch Broker

"Our max is six M&Ms for poop on the potty but try to hold her to three."

'Wine and. . . fresh news. . .'

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

"Talk doesn't cook rice...but it does make it more enjoyable!"

Man advertises his Deli at a televised protest.

U.S. Bread Basket.

Bob devises the ultimate weight-loss system.

"He usually doesn't see anybody without an appointment, but since you brought pizza ..."

'Here's our strategy...for your last meal order all-you-can-eat and eat it VERY SLOWLY!'

'5 pounds of liver ought to be enough to get your husband to take you out for dinner.'

"I say it's genetically altered, and I say the hell with it."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Demonstration at a bar

"No!"

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'

"Cream coloured ponies, crisp apple strudels, doorbells and sleighbells, schnitzel with noodles. . ."

"I'm one of those fortunate people that can ear what they like."

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'

Online supermarket - "No you can't have lollies! You can't have chocolate! You can't have ice-cream!"

"Oh, they're wonderful. They catered my Jeffrey's trial."