Healthy Food Negotiator Gifts

'Could we send the broccoli to Haiti?'

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Queen of Quinoa

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Garlic Free Zone.

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'Okay mum, I'll eat it all up. But I doubt I'll grow big and strong on this muck!'

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Diet considerations.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"Sorry kids, wrong house. This one is made of vegetables."

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'A word of advice, the squeaky wheel gets the totally organic, 0 trans-fat, soy-based lubricant.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"Why did God make fruit if he also made candy?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Vegetables VS Junk Food.

All-You-Should-Eat Buffet

'We seem to have more luck getting people to accept cookies rather than broccoli when they visit websites.'

"Mother will never be able to rest on her laurels. If they're green, she'll cook them."

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

"If you order from our wellness menu, you get a side of yogurt with every dish."

Food Pyramid

"Come on, honey, try just one Goliath pea. It's organic, locally grown, and GMO free."

"He's a fussy eater."

"It's time we did something about the new Healthy Menu option."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Healthy Eating Casualties

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.