They're inflatable trade barriers!
Trade Tactician Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors a trade tactician's sharp mind and strategic flair? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items perfect for those who excel at navigating complex deals and negotiations. Delight the trade tactician in your life with something that shows appreciation for their craft—be it a quirky mug, a witty t-shirt, or a stylish print that celebrates their clever approach to business and trading.
But we make you westerners nice cheap things. And we're paying through the nose!
Stone Age
"The players' contracts, the trades, the free agents, the team payrolls. . . all more interesting than the game."
World Trade Organization
Tariffs on Canada
Pound sign about to be crushed by a 1 Ton Trade weight
US Imports and Exports
'The World Trade Organization declared him a barely-tolerated nation.'
What happened to your market share? Let me peel the 'Made In China' sticker off my new crystal ball and I'll tell you.
Wall Street: Money Never Weeps
The main reason Bod trades on-line is his dumb mistakes remain anonymous
Modi visits France
"She's just running down the clock."
Helms Burton Titulo III
"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."
The president's men
'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'
Tariff Wars
US and the EU
“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”
"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"
Takeovers.
"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"
"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."
"Tariffs"
"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."
'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'
'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'
Carlo Ancelotti
'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'
'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'
"That was a rumor day."
"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."
125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China
Trade Tactician Gifts Collection
Trade Tactician Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for trade tacticians—perfect for mornings, meetings, or coffee breaks filled with clever ideas.
Trade Tactician Pillows
Find pillows that add humor and insight to any space, perfect for the trade tactician who appreciates clever design.
Trade Tactician Prints
Browse prints that celebrate strategic brilliance—ideal for inspiring any trade tactician at home or in the office.
Trade Tactician T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase the wit and strategic thinking of trade tacticians—ideal for casual days and making smart statements.