Trade Treaty Tactician Gifts

US and the EU

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Tariff Wars

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

The Jose Padilla Experience

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Tariffs"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

Carlo Ancelotti

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"That was a rumor day."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Football.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

Human males marking territory.

"It's written in invisible ink."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"Whither NATO?"