Treaty Tactician Gifts

"Whither NATO?"

New strategy for the EU? No thanks, Durao!

Negotiations

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

US and the EU

Tariff Wars

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Tariffs"

The Jose Padilla Experience

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"That was a rumor day."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!