Trading Tactician Gifts

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"That was a rumor day."

Tariff Wars

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Tariffs"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

Football.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Whither NATO?"

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Stone Age

'Quick! Play dead!'

Negotiations

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

They're inflatable trade barriers!

'I need $50.' - '$40? What do you need $30 for?'

'The workers talk about football, managers talk about tennis, and top brass talk about golf.' - 'So the bigger the job the smaller the balls.'