Trading Tactician Gifts

The invisible hand of the marketplace.

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"That was a rumor day."

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

Tariff Wars

US and the EU

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Tariffs"

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Football.

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

Human males marking territory.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"Whither NATO?"

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Stone Age

Negotiations

'Hurry, hurry! What's he saying?'

Arsene Wenger

'Quick! Play dead!'

They're inflatable trade barriers!