
"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."
Celebrate the sharpest negotiators with our specially curated selection for trade deal tacticians. From humorous mugs to clever t-shirts and eye-catching prints, our products spotlight their strategic prowess and expert negotiation skills. Perfect for those who love a good deal and a good laugh, these items make thoughtful gifts for anyone who thrives in deals and negotiations. Add a touch of humor to their workday or home with our fun, artistic products that speak their language.
"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."
Theresa May and Brexit
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied
UK/US Free Trade Deal
Flags
'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'
'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'
US and the EU
"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"
Tariff Wars
"That's Hicks from the corporate office. He's adorable, but trust me—when it comes to acquisitions, he's an animal!"
Takeovers.
"Tariffs"
'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'
"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."
'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'
'Larry, you have everything it takes to go far in this company, but a word of advice: lose the laugh.'
EU Deal
Obama visits Mexico
Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.
"That was a rumor day."
Diplomacy Between Cuba and US
125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China
"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"
Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris
"I was able to negotiate it from a hostile takeover to an uneasy alliance."
'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'
'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'
'This is Osgood, our most essential man -- he thinks up new ways to limit warranties!'
'It must be a risky proposal... legal is running it by their lawyers.'
"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."
"Hi, I'm Cindy, the company's most toxic employee!"
'Remember, Henderson - Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've sacrificed your leverage.'
Brexit Calendar
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