Trade Negotiation Geek Gifts

Brexit fishing wars

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Flags

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Then we have an unspoken agreement?"

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'Pick a contract...any contract!'

'Negotiations have reached an impasse, legal recommends we resort to violence.'

Tariff Wars

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'Maybe you should reconsider those place cards, Ms Harris?' (Negotiation talks/Good Guys/Bad Guys)

"Let me get this, but keep in mind that you'll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on."

"Have your people call my people."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"So do I take it that's a 'NO' to the pay rise?"

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

"Finally we have something in common...mutual distrust."

"Then he slammed the door on me!" "Not the closing you were hoping for."

"My father was a Brexit negotiator and his father before him..."

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

"And keep in mind that the only stupid question is the one that isn't asked. Discussion?"

EU Deal

Brexit negotiations had reached a critical stage.

Last Brexit meeting - Ursula and Boris

Obama visits Mexico

"Before we begin, we'd like to remind you that we're an employee owned company."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"Just to get the negotiations off on the right foot, I don't intent to concede anything."