Trade Policy Geek Gifts

"The dolls have to go back on the boat. They're using computer chips that Congress won't let us export to China."

"Obama did what?!"

"Good boy."

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

Mario Draghi

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'The recession is over, again.'

"Tariffs"

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

Tree of Public Opinion.

"It's not my fault! Tariffs on lemon imports have forced me to increase my prices."

'There, we're up and running! Let the logging in begin. . .'

"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

Obama's Tribute Hiroshima

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'Hmmm ... no health insurance. Take him to the Intensive I Don't Care Unit.'

EU - Constitution

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

"Tariff war"

Nato

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

Victim of Sequestration!

"Good news-- people are no longer calling your campaign quixotic."

Bank of England Base Rates.

'Looks like we've got the best government money can buy.'

'The European Economic Community is trading us to the Third World for Paraguay and Sri Lanka!'

Weapons Ban

'In response to nasty jokes about his intelligence, the president promised to increase funding for think tanks.'

'Just a minute!'

"Tariff wars"

Seven Economic Plans to Save Everybody. . . 'Any questions?'