Treaty Tactician Pillows

Add a touch of diplomacy to their space with our cozy pillows. Featuring clever designs for treaty tacticians, these pillows remind them of their love for strategy and tactful negotiations.

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"Whither NATO?"

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New strategy for the EU? No thanks, Durao!

New strategy for the EU? No thanks, Durao! mockup

New strategy for the EU? No thanks, Durao!

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Negotiations

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'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.' mockup

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

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"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?" mockup

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

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US and the EU

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Tariff Wars

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“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!” mockup

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

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"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station." mockup

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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"Tariffs"

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"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.." mockup

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

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'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.' mockup

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

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"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused." mockup

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

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'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?' mockup

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

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'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.' mockup

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

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"That was a rumor day."

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"Twenty five years! But your honor, mockup

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

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"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?" mockup

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

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125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China mockup

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

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"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice." mockup

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

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"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?" mockup

"Do you handle employee salary negotiations as well?"

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"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice." mockup

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

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"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand." mockup

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

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"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation." mockup

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

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Human males marking territory.

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"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!" mockup

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

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'Boy, look at his personal space!' mockup

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

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'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.' mockup

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

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'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.' mockup

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

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'Remember, shares can also go down...' mockup

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

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"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!" mockup

"Don't worry Sir, you're not the first person to ask for a refund and you probably won't be the last!"

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'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.' mockup

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

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"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'." mockup

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

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'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.' mockup

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

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Treaty Tactician Pillows Collection

Treaty Tactician Mugs

Discover more witty and strategic mugs designed for treaty tacticians—perfect for their coffee breaks and diplomatic discussions.

Treaty Tactician Prints

Browse our collection of prints that celebrate diplomacy and strategy—great for inspiring treaty tacticians and decorating their spaces.

Treaty Tactician T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts that celebrate strategic minds and diplomatic finesse—ideal for treaty tacticians who love to make a statement.