Tribunal Tactician Pillows

Support Group For Employers That Got Their Disciplinary Proceedings Wrong.

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Our new associate asks how much of a fee is too much. Do you want to handle this or shall I laugh in his face?"

Kitchen Tetris

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"I must protest, M'Lud. Prosecurity counsel is blantantly attempting to wheedle the truth from the accused."

'Your Honor, we've finally agreed on a verdict.'

"That was a rumor day."

"May I treat him as a hostile lawyer?"

"Twenty five years! But your honor,

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

Human males marking territory.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Whither NATO?"

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'There is something I have been meaning to mention since I was named to the Supreme Court... I've never actually read the Constitution.'

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"The defendant wishes to change his plea, from 'not guilty' to 'no collusion'."

Good news, I reduced your sentence from 250 years to 150 years!

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'My client is requesting a little more wiggle room,your Honor.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."