Trade War Tactician Pillows

"Tariffs"

Tariff Wars

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

The president's men

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

US and the EU

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

Carlo Ancelotti

"That was a rumor day."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Human males marking territory.

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Whither NATO?"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Golf

Negotiations

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Stone Age