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"Tariffs"

Tariff Wars

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

The president's men

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

US and the EU

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"That was a rumor day."

"A Japanese company will deliver them to us for �6.75 a thousand."

ISIS needle in a haystack.

"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"

Human males marking territory.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"Whither NATO?"

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"It has come to my attention that there's a traitor in our midst."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

Stone Age

Negotiations

Golf

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'The break is over, guys. It's time we got back to our 'Poker Addiction Support Group.''

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

British patent (applied for) A Trained Dog of war Drawing the Enemy's Fire.

They're inflatable trade barriers!

The invisible hand of the marketplace.