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"If you must go to war get there late and go home early."

Servicemen.

Alternative fielding positions

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

Football.

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Human males marking territory.

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

'My kingdom for a horse! Are you nuts? How about high yielding mutual funds?'

ISIS needle in a haystack.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hasn't this been the best first hundred days ever?"

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

'You're just lazy! -- Don't give me that 'metal fatigue' stuff!'

"Call it wishful thinking, but I don't think this peace will last. . . ."

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

'Sir, our sales force has just taken Atlanta.'

Battle.

I've left your pin on the map, but I've loosened it.

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'